Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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