So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
it glows. i had to have it.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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