i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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