Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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