jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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