Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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