How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
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We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
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Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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