Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
It's official drugs can't kill me
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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