They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
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i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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