dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
No subtext here. People are naked.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
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sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
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I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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