So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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