I don't think brook has ever known best
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
