is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
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There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
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This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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