So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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