we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
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If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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