so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
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