Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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