you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
high people should be assigned attendants
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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