I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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