I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
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