He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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