Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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