How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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