I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Randomize
