I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
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I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
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Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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