Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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