when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
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I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
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You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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