Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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