nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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