Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
My balls are so social today.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Randomize
