he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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