Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
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Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
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I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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