you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
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I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
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Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Couch. On fire.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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