do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
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We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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