We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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