i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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