I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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