In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
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He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
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Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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