He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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