did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
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and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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