She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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