Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Randomize
