is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
you never un-have a 4some
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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