how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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