But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
