hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
he's gonorrhea incarnate
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
