Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
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