And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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