you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
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I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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