Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
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Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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