i already hear my dad disowning me
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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