i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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