Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
PANTIES FOUND
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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