It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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