I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
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